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You’d be so much hotter

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without those glasses

Don’t you want us blokes to make passes?

And while you’re at it, give us a smile

You look like you haven’t been laid in a while

And speaking of which, your friend’s a right slut

If I was drunk, I’d fuck her, but

Sorry sweetheart, did I touch a nerve?

All I’m saying is chicks should preserve

themselves for us, keep it tight

(But get on their knees when we want – amiright?!)

The best kind of chick drinks beer and smokes pot

The worst kind’s the same kind but one who’s not hot

You girls are too touchy: everything’s an issue

Take it as a compliment: we’re just trying to fix you

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