You’d be so much hotter
without those glasses
Don’t you want us blokes to make passes?
And while you’re at it, give us a smile
You look like you haven’t been laid in a while
And speaking of which, your friend’s a right slut
If I was drunk, I’d fuck her, but
Sorry sweetheart, did I touch a nerve?
All I’m saying is chicks should preserve
themselves for us, keep it tight
(But get on their knees when we want – amiright?!)
The best kind of chick drinks beer and smokes pot
The worst kind’s the same kind but one who’s not hot
You girls are too touchy: everything’s an issue
Take it as a compliment: we’re just trying to fix you
Love this. Brilliant.